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guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

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bievanbuckley:

the poetic contrast between ana standing in eddie’s kitchen and telling him “i guess it’s your mess now” vs buck standing in eddie’s kitchen and telling him “you don’t need to pretend with me”, making it fully clear that eddie’s mess is his too. that he wants to share that burden with him. that eddie can be fully honest with him and let him in. basically begging him to not push him away. something something about this parallel that just……. clicks

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the baseball we deserve

(this is the savannah bananas. they dance. they wear kilts. they Love The Boys. also they have a dance team made up of seniors called the banana nanas, a “dad bod cheerleading squad”, the man-nanas, and a charity organisation focused on foster care called bananas foster)

captain-hen:

can we talk about chimney for a moment? how soft, how tender he was? how he was willing to look past all of his confusion and anger and all those other complicated emotions he surely must have been feeling to hear maddie out? how he tore himself up about every single thing he could have done differently even though there was nothing he or maddie could have ultimately done that could have prevented this? what an amazing dad he is to jee-yun? how he waited for maddie faithfully and devotedly, even when she herself thought he would have given up? i just- *breaks down sobbing*

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littlespoonevan:

maddie feeling like she’s failed as a mother because she can never get back the time she’s lost with jee yun, feeling as though she’s missed too much to be able to make up for it, only to be reminded that her love for her daughter is what’s prevailed through it all when jee calls her mama and recognises her voice

eddie feeling like he’s failed as a father because he wasn’t there when christopher was a baby and blaming himself for driving shannon away, fighting with his parents over a role in christopher’s life he’s secretly not even sure he deserves, only for christopher to tell him “i miss you all the time”, reminding him that nothing else actually matters except for the love eddie’s willing to give his son

just. when are we gonna get to see eddie and maddie sit down and discuss their shared experiences????? when is eddie gonna turn to maddie and say, “you love her enough to never stop trying. that’s what matters”??????????? whEN 911?????????